Thank You, Thank You Very Much!

As the water rises in Memphis (mind still blown), at least we know they'll still have Blue Christmases:

"I want to say this: Graceland is safe.  And we would charge hell with a water pistol to keep it that way, and I'd be willing to lead the charge," said Bob Nations Jr., director of the Shelby County Emergency Management Agency.

Best quote I've heard in a long time.  Right behind you, Mr. Nations. 

And thank you.  Thank you very much.