I actually cannot go to bed until I share how a patron of The Salisbury Post found "Housecalls" via Google, and linked a 2007 post in a comment left in the Post's letters-to-the-Editor section. My post waxed poetic on our former, useless, worthless, do-nothing, know-nothing regional U.S. Attorney, Anna Mills Wagoner - who is now running for a Superior Court judgeship in Rowan County. I dropped a comment on the thread.
Of course, Ripley Rand has been nominated to replace her, so if I say any more here there will be flowery verbiage.
