Friday, July 30, 2010

Is That Nero's Fiddle . . .

. . . I hear?  Translation for the lowly plebes: Uncle Sam (who is not amused) has crashed FNB's party and is being invited to stay . . . as "match-maker" for a shot-gun wedding as yet-to-be-arranged (deposits are insured to $250,000).

Oh woe is me, how the mighty "right people" of Asheboro have fallen!  Let us partake of spirits at ye Fetid Pork Loin, and drown our many sorrows that sprang from the loins of greed.