Friday, August 07, 2009

Obama Slams Pediatricians: Mr. President, You Don't Even Know Who I Am

You know, a couple of days ago, I said I "really disliked" President Obama.

Now, I think I hate him. Go ahead. Report me to the White House. Like I care.

Hey, maybe they'll invite me over for a beer.

I remember reading about our President slamming doctors a week or so ago. For some reason (perhaps because I've been so busy being the Pediatric glue holding a rural LDRP unit together), at the time, what he said did not really register with me.

But Google searches leading readers to this blog lead me to the video of our President mumbling some more of his special brand of foot-in-mouth idiocy (once again, it's in blue because it's just so damned "progressive"):

Right now, doctors a lot of times are forced to make decisions based on the fee payment schedule that’s out there. So if they’re looking and you come in and you’ve got a bad sore throat or your child has a bad sore throat or has repeated sore throats, the doctor may look at the reimbursement system and say to himself, “You know what? I make a lot more money if I take this kid’s tonsils out.”

First of all, Pediatricians/other Primary Care Physicians don't remove tonsils (well, at least these days . . . and let me just say, THANK GOD!). It's a job for surgeons - usually subspecialty surgeons (i.e. ENT's).

I mean, this man wants to take over healthcare . . . and he sleeps with an ex-$317,000/year hospital administrator. You'd think he'd know who does what.

Second, whatever practice/clinic/ED I work for (me being employed or independently-contracted . . . as so many doctors these days are . . . because they simply cannot survive on their own) would probably make a lot more money if I didn't make the referral (to an ENT) . . . if I kept bringing the child in and throwing antibiotics at him/her forever and ever.

It's all about VOLUME, baby. Encounters are where it's at.

Third, some of those protocols we (obviously greed-motivated Machiavellian) doctors follow, include taking tonsils out for repeated/documented Strep Throat. And sometimes, even then, you've got to "fight" with the ENT to get them to move - because they want to "wait and watch" (you see, Mr. President, the angry parent . . . tired of taking off work for sick visits and higher-dollar consults . . . doesn't usually breathe down the ENT's neck . . . they come back to your office and breathe down yours).

I can safely say, Mr. President, that in the course of my day-to-day practice, I have NEVER made a medical decision based on my own reimbursement. And you see, Sir, it's because, for ALL of my career, I've either been either on a piddling salary (working like an under-appreciated dog for the hometown "non-profit" hospital that ripped my life to shreds and destroyed every dream I ever had) or paid by the hour (as an independent contractor). How many patients I see a day - or what tests I order - does not matter in terms of what goes into my pocket.

That's not to say that I have not made medical decisions based on a patient - or family's - financial circumstances. But again, those decisions are made in a way to ASSIST them and/or HELP THEM COPE with their fiscal disadvantages/difficulties . . . NOT for my own financial benefit.

In fact, while in Asheboro (and still in public service), I REFUSED to accept a reimbursement plan based on "production" and "incentives" (you know, stuff you should get paid for - like going to church). I was content to collect a reasonable salary and do the work for the sake of the work. I was "giving back".

It was the best of the best. Work I love in a place I loved.

And you see, Mr. President, I turned down the incentive program because I did not want to start seeing my patients as a path to money. That, and my soul was just not for sale.

It's one of the reasons "NON-PROFIT" Randolph Hospital executives targeted me for destruction. You see, Mr. President, in putting patients first, I just did not fit in.

And I gotta ask you, Mr. President, WHERE were all of the oh-so-noble Democrats under whose watches I served . . . when I was fired for standing up to the threats of medically-clueless, morally-challenged executives . . . after answering a terrified nurse's call in the middle of the night and saving a baby's life?

Where was the government that I served faithfully and well?

I mean, Hillary could stump for her village. Bill Clinton can run to North Korea these days in order to rescue two naive girl journalists who arguably should not have been stirring up crap over there to start with. But way back when, Clinton's Secretary of Health & Human Services couldn't read a letter or pick up the phone to help a doctor-in-public-service burned for doing the right thing by a patient?

Jim Hunt and Mike Sleazely and Jim Black and Bev Perdue and their well-connected cronies all over the state could BLEED North Carolina's healthcare coffers dry (billions of dollars wasted in scams like disproportionate share - or the disastrous restructuring of mental health), and treat doctors like they're "a dime a dozen". Nobody blinks. We're told to move on along. Get over it.

And let us not forget Senator John Edwards, the genius ex-malpractice attorney and son-of-a . . . mill-worker, who had no problem blowing off his constituents-with-complicated-problems like a puff of hairspray. There's no doubt in my world-weary mind that he would have been your Attorney General were he not Reille's baby-daddy.

So I gotta ask you, Mr. President. You promised "change". Like a Calgon bubble bath, you were going to take me away from all that.

Where the hell are you and your Attorney General now?

You say you "represent" me . . . and you're going to "save" my world.

But you don't even know who I am.

9 comments:

Joe Guarino said...

Mary, thanks for pointing out how Obama's tonsil illustration was, frankly, absurd.

Ticker said...

"and he sleeps with an ex-$317,000/year hospital administrator. You'd think he'd know who does what."

She didn't even know who does what. Just another affirmative action know nothing .

Dr. Mary Johnson said...

Absurd. Yeah, that's a generous word for it. You'll have to forgive me, Joe, if I'm not feeling so charitable these days.

Please Ticker, do not get me started on her Highness, Michelle Obama. My government may have treated me like crap for well over a decade, but I've still managed to be proud of my country since the first time I could form a coherent thought about it.

Brenda Bowers said...

Obama doesn't know me either but after the stunts he has pulled the last two days I dare say he will soon know me and/or those like me. BB

Bubba said...

And somehow, we're supposed to believe that Obamacare will "improve health care".

Right.

It's just the latest episode of the un-funny situation comedy called "Obama Knows Best".

Dr. Mary Johnson said...

I'm reporting all of you to the White House.

Evil subversives.

Anonymous said...

Folks, is it just wishful thinking that this guy may have to step down before the year is out? Seems possible, and more likely every day. What seems even more likely, is that congress may actually have to do what they were voted in to do: represent.

--brandonB

Soapbox Jill said...

Mary, you wonder is you're on the "watch list"? Have you checked your site counter stats lately? Mine just listed a visit from the U.S. Senate at Arms for my post covering a Town Hall meeting in my area. What do you think of that?

Dr. Mary Johnson said...

Well, I have had some very interesting visitors lately - but I think it's more because there are some medical regulatory and oversight agencies who have figured out that they might shortly get sued (because this whistle-blower has had enough).

Speaking as a lowly "dime-a-dozen" Pediatrician-formerly-in-public-service done very wrong, I also think that the more people who visit this website, the merrier.

As for the U.S. Sentate and/or U.S. House . . . not having the "right" last name or bank vaults full of money . . . I've not been very impressed over the years with the so-called representation of my so-called representatives.

They for sure don't want me showing up at a town hall. I've got a lot to yell about.